FROM ON CAMPUS NEWS!
BACK TO THE FUTURE?
Plan calls for paved parking in the Bowl by Fall 2005
Don't worry - there is no plan to pave the Bowl for parking (that we know of!).
Here are a few other headlines you will only see in an April 1st edition of On Campus News:
Campus Safety to begin mounted horse patrols
“We can follow the bad guys right into buildings”
President’s Residence slowly sliding into river
“MacKinnon issued weather-stripping and waders”
City lights dim as synchrotron starts up
“But it gives off a nice glow at night”